update: CAMP WINAPOOKA is available RIGHT NOW from the link in my bio!! pick up a copy and join us this summer, and each purchase comes with an amazing 1 of a kind broadside from @drewalexanderennis #bonemachine#scottlaudati
Join us tonight at midnight for the grand opening of CAMP WINAPOOKA! we’ve had some issue with permits and drinking water but everything is smooth now! Every purchase comes with a free broadside from @drewalexanderennis so come on and be a Bone Head this summer at CAMP WINAPOOKA! #punkrock#scottlaudati
we’re so excited to announce the starting lineup for this years CAMP WINAPOOKA all star basketball team being coached by @tyypoet !! Rocco, Jimmy, the Olsen twins, and team captain ALF! Sure to be unstoppable I have a feeling Bone Machine will be taking home the gold again! #drake#90s
with the first day of camp just hours away we’re getting nostalgic for summers past. here’s a #polaroid we dug up from our first year - CAMP WINAPOOKA class of ‘83. we’d like to thank all of our past campers who’ve graduated to professional Bone Heads and all our new recruits coming this year who will be Bone Heads in no time! Entrance begins next Tuesday - 5/14! get your copy from @bonemachineinc at 11 a.m. when books go on sale! #bonemachine
I just dug out all the CAMP WINAPOOKA hats from over the years with @tyypoet and we’re so excited to display them at the @bonemachineinc trap house! This years freshman class will enjoy @jerryovad’s most recent logo made specially for all our new bone heads! @eyelumworks will be teaching amateur video making and @kylekouri of the Anarchists has just finished his lesson plans for Punk Rock, Love, and the Dystopian novel 101! Enrolment begins 5/14 be sure to dust off your camping equipment! #bonemachine#punkrock
Big thanks to all the people who’ve been buying BONE HOUSE. beside amazon (link in bio) it’s available @quimbysbookstorenyc in BK and @bookculturecolumbus by Columbia U. in Manhattan. If you’ve bought BONE HOUSE dm me your address and I’ll send you a postcard poem or a print from the amazing artist @drewalexanderennis , whatever you want! #bonemachine#scottlaudati
Entrance tix to CAMP WINAPOOKA go on sale 5/14. $7 for humans and all dogs are free! We’ve just finalised our camp counselors and we’re super excited to announce @tyypoet will be coaching the WINAPOOKA basketball team, @drewalexanderennis is leading the future chefs of America in creating the ultimate Ramen Noodle broth, Budnick will be leading the methamphetamine symposiums, and Donkeylips will be taking all of our junior campers on daily ayahuasca journeys! it’s sure to be the best summer ever! Join us on 5/14 and help us build the most ULTIMATE capture the flag team the world has ever ...
an excerpt from CAMP WINAPOOKA (coming May 14th) about a very long night of realising even your hero’s don’t make it to the finish line. finish the poem in two weeks when CAMP WINAPOOKA goes on sale via @bonemachineinc #scottlaudati#bonemachine
As @jerryovad plans the third annual Bone Machine summer tour with me and @tyypoet (hint: east coast) I’m getting nostalgic for last summer when we drove to Waylon Jennings childhood home and met his radical brother JD. He runs a rock n roll museum out of a liquor store and has handwritten lyrics by #elvis and guitars from #buddyholly and even jacket!
Your boy finally got a poem in The Bitter Oleander. It took 9 years and nine rejections and back when people used to read literary magazines this publication was often voted the #1 journal in the world. but you don’t have to buy this issue to read my poem, it’ll be running in CAMP WINAPOOKA beginning May 14th via @bonemachineinc #literature
145 & Amsterdam was published by Pudding Magazine (archived by Brown U. and Trinity College among others) but you can finish the rest of this poem in two weeks when CAMP WINAPOOKA is released. find out how it all ends May 14 from @bonemachineinc #magazine#campwinapooka
Here is your entrance flyer to join us May 14th at Camp Winapooka via @bonemachineinc . Hope you are as excited about the cover as we are. Thank you @eyelumworks for the design help. We’ll see you humans soon! #scottlaudati#campwinapooka
new music video for My Bluest Valentine (link in STORY) from upcoming book Camp Winapooka. 45 new poems out May 14th via @bonemachineinc . Great music video @jerryovad thanks again! #campwinapooka#bonemachine
come to CAMP WINAPOOKA with us may 14th hosted by @bonemachineinc ! I just got the proof sent over from @jerryovad and the cover designed by @eyelumworks looks amazing! 45 new poems and my dogs face - what else could you want?? #bonemachine#scottlaudati
well the secret’s out. my final book of poetry (CAMP WINAPOOKA) will be released by @bonemachineinc on May 14th. 45 new poems, all longer than 2 sentences, for your reading pleasure. remember - @tyypoet @scottlaudati @jerryovad and @drewalexanderennis are all available as entertainment for weddings, bat mitzvah’s, sacrifices, and Easter Sunday roasts. I love you all, and hopefully there’ll be peace in the valley for me. goodbye. #punkrock#fashion
people always say “hey Scott, where did Karl Lagerfeld get that Free Joe La T-shirt when he styled the Buffalo Bones music video?” Well now you can have your very own! Go to @bastegod_ and click the link in his bio and help Joe La stay warrant free! And watch the Buffalo Bones music video from the link in my STORY! #scottlaudati#freejoela
A year ago today I won two 1st place writing awards from The City College of New York (@ccnycitycollege). One for an essay, one for fiction. Huge thanks to the judges, there are almost no victories in the writing game, and this was one of the very few times I felt accomplished and maybe ... happy? 😉 #citycollege#scottlaudati
I had 3 new poems published in #croatia a few days ago in a rag called ZiN Daily! they’re as positive as all of your friends girlfriend’s #arbonne Instagram pages!! click the link in my STORY to read them!
Bag is packed for another lengthy work trip. For two weeks I'll be away helping to test out a new proposed "method of tactile efficiency" alongside one of the corporate minions, who's flying down from Minnesota to meet me. I leave tomorrow... five days and then home for a couple. Then gone for another five days. Hank doesnt fit in my bag, but this delicious bottle of whiskey, these glorious books, and my laptop do. I've got a dingy hotel with my name on it... The Howard Johnson in Allentown, PA. I've only stayed there once and while it's not ...
Been a long day at work. Clocked in at around 3am. Got home not too long ago. And I've come to find a welcome literary parcel of sorts containing a long-desired addition to my bookshelf: "BONE HOUSE" by this @scottlaudati manbeast. More literary greatness to busy my mind with while I drunken my heart's content.
We’d like to thank our friend Craig @fiveoclockzine for buying and reviewing @scottlaudati book Bone House. Head to his Instagram for reviews of books and zines of all kinds! #punkrock#bonemachine . . . . .
everyone was right! #nihilism is the wrong way to feel and I appreciate everyone’s advice! depression and mental illness are things I always struggle with and sometimes I self medicate and other times I just remember that it’s almost beach season ☀️ and I get happy! this was from an #optimistic poem from BONE HOUSE (link in bio). hope you love everything always!
BONE HOUSE hit #1 in Tajikistan this morning 🇹🇯 ! Congrats @scottlaudati click the link in Scott’s bio and get your copy right now. I hear the missing parts of the Mueller Report are hidden within! #usa . . . . .
The official video for @tyypoet poem Chicken Express. Click the link in our story and watch @scottlaudati run around Brooklyn reading his favorite poem. Get it from the link in @tyypoet bios! #bonemachine#punkrock . . . . .
my band broke up a couple of years ago bc our guitar player had a misdiagnosed bipolar disorder, we never had a bass player, and our drummer got arrested while we were on tour in Ohio bc he had 22 DUI’s and wasn’t allowed to leave the state of Maryland. Anyway, the unfinished 2nd American Inc. record has been sitting on my hard drive forever, so click the link in my bio and download it! #scottlaudati#bonemachine
Join my nihilism revolution, get BONE HOUSE from the link in my bio and finish this poem! Also - I love you @jennydianelewis and your line “no one wants to pay to see your happiness” is my life motto! #punkrock#bonemachine
I was interviewed by @stacylovestulips for Virginia State Universities lit rag The Virginia Normal. Link in STORY to read about oxycontins, racist cops, a mothers love, and of course ... capitalism! #scottlaudati#drugs
Three years ago @drewalexanderennis and I drove to Jack Kerouac’s grave to pay our respects. Read about the adventure from the link in my STORY (warning - not my best work). Happy birthday Jack! RIP. #jackkerouac#lowellma
I’ve got a whole desk of broadsides for everyone coming to the West Chester reading tomorrow and if you bought any of my books DM me so I can mail you one. @bam__margera you coming bro?? 🤟🏼 #scottlaudati#bammargera
from my book Hawaiian Shirts In The Electric Chair! (Link in bio) pick it up now that I’m writing lyrics for @postmalone they’ll be flying off the shelves. And if you do buy the book from here or bookstore DM me your address and I’ll mail you a huge thank you present!! #bonemachine#scottlaudati
sweet review of BONE HOUSE from the University of Las Vegas. Link in STORY to read article, link in BIO to pick up BONE HOUSE or if you’re in BK head over to @quimbysbookstorenyc #poetryreading#scottlaudati
Handmade broadsides with an unreleased poem and a beautiful piece of Americana! get one at the show this Thursday at @murmursandshouts or buy one of my books and I’ll mail you one (link in bio)! #broadside#art
Watch the official music video for Buffalo Bones from the link in my STORY! narrated by @lightningsue and directed by @thecaitlinburke and @jerryovad and scored by my fav band @_tick_boss this shit felt like winning the Daytona 500 and the Ohio State wakebording championship at the same time! The book BONE HOUSE that this poem is featured in is available @quimbysbookstorenyc or the link in my BIO! new book soon. #bonemachine#scottlaudati
Skinned Knees was just published in Grasslimb Journal which is more like a poetry newspaper (I guess) than a magazine. I dunno. First time I’ve ever been published in something like this and it seems like an interesting and cheap way to distribute literature. And on top of that wonderful forgotten feeling of holding a newspaper in your hand, they also pay their contributors WELL! get paid ya’ll 💰 💵 cash Money militia! #scottlaudati#punkrock
Play The Devil redux edition coming so soon! @drewalexanderennis keeps producing the one of a kind artwork that will accompany each book sale and I hear he may even be having a surprise mixtape or something dropping on @bonemachineinc in the very near future. Rep your gang yo. Don’t forget the struggle dont forget the streets don’t forget your roots and don’t sell out #scottlaudati#playthedevil
“From Here To LA” from my book Hawaiian Shirts In The Electric Chair (link in bio). Read about my time on the road with The Early November when they were on the verge of fame and were either gonna write an amazing album or kill themselves, and then, absolutely nothing happened. #punkrock#scottlaudati
an excerpt from @scottlaudati poem Turnpike Blues. read the stunning conclusion in his book Hawaiian Shirts In The Electric Chair. available from the link in his bio! #scottlaudati#bonemachine . . . . .
new AMERICAN INC. track/video “Do You Want To?” from the link in my bio. There’ll be a new track each week and at the end I’ll drop the whole album free. Fuck the world kill em all #americaninc#punkrock
American Inc. played a house show tonight and recorded a new music video. Link in story! The song is about purifying the body so the reptilians or illuminati will turn us 5th dimensional and we won’t have to deal with this bullshit anymore. Let’s transcend together folks! #punkrock#bkmusic
whoa sick drawing by @lorynmoon Play The Devil redux edition will be out on Bone Machine, Inc. (@Bonemachineinc) before pool season begins! Every purchase comes with a free print! #playthedevil#scottlaudati